Woops admin nsfw’d with an AUception…
Okay one last post because sweet as this Turkish internet café is I can’t hang around here all day and I’m not sure if all my rushed tumblr messages will make it—
I’ll be wearing a red shirt with a ‘VIVA LA EVOLUCION’ print on saturday, very much looking like this
Also I have long brown hair and two X chromosomes (maybe three idk)
I know it’s not exactly the rose in the lapel but I hope it’ll help at least a little bit!!
So in case anyone didn’t get my messages but sees me anyways feel free to come say hi or punch me in the ear I think both are very much justified!
Thank ye for your kind attention
about the con again
(this time in Doitsuspeak because I am relatively sure everyone attending speaks it?)
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Kurze Zwischenfrage ob irgendjemand Lust hat mit… naja… mir……….. über die Dokomi zu streifen? Ich trau mich einfach nicht, jemanden individuell darauf anzusprechen >_<”
Ich werd’ wahrscheinlich beide Tage relativ früh hingehen und es wäre einfach schön nicht allein durch die Gegend zu stolpern :) ‘Hatte ursprünglich vor mit meinem Bruder zu gehen aber die treulose Tomate hat jetzt doch was anderes vor (meine Rache, sie wird grausam sein).
Ah, und… auch wenn meine Blogs eher einen eher anderen Anschein erwecken; ich bin kein alter, bärtiger Mann mit Axt oder so. Versprochen. Großes Indianer Ehrenwort.(⊙‿⊙✿)
//Bonus einfach nur um die Angelsachsen zu verwirren: Wurst Schadenfreude Angst Wurst Kindergarten Wurst Wurst SANDALEN UND SOCKEN!!!!!!!!!!?
your comics aren’t shit in any way whatsoev-er but your handwriting was a bit of a challenge
also I’m sorry for not asking (◡﹏◡✿)
DOES THREE BACKFLIP S YEEHAW o(≧∇≦o)
I somehow can’t reblog this directly??
Anyway just so I don’t sound like a complete butt; I’m referring to the tags here.
Also I’m glad you like it!! Rock on, little fella, rock on (◕‿◕✿)
Fun Historical Fact: There used to be more gay and lesbian content in early silent films until religious groups protested resulting in “decency standards.”
THE WAY THE ONE GIRL LOOKS DOWN ALL SHY AND THE OTHER CUPS HER FACE SO SWEETLY TO COMFORT HER- AHHHH
(Source: string-a-plume)
anyone else going to the dokomi this week?
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
(Source: wicc4n)
This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy
i am certain i have never wanted to put my foot into a condom before this moment.
(Source: jonnovstheinternet)
Old Hetalia fanart from 2008. Artist deleted both her website and her pixiv account.
ya thas subtle